New junk from Apple

iPod Nano!

• Replaces iPod Mini. No more colorful iPods. :(
• Has a color screen.
• Necklace headphones.
• Is thinner than a #2 pencil.
• 4g for $299 or 2g for $199.
• Is just plain sexy.
• Also comes in black.

iTunes Phone!

• Holds 100 songs.
• Only through Cingular.
• Is ugly.
• Sounds pretty whack to me.

New version of iTunes!

• Search bar.
• Smart shuffle.
• Outlook synchronization.
• Meh! Who cares.